Say hi to Blob.
Blob from Mars. He was assigned by his fellow species back at home to travel to Earth and send reports about Humans every week. Due to a slight leak in the electromagnetic signal that channels Earth to Mars, we have access to these weekly reports, and shall publish each one till the end of Blob's mission.
Blob writes reports every P7y-!d3un according to the Mars calendar. That means every Sunday, in earth terms.
His first report is due tomorrow.
We anxiously await what Blob has to say about us.